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9 Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Shrek X, Nov 28, 2007.

  1. Shrek X

    Shrek X Mr. 500,000

    just tryin to help out where I can :)


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    1. You wildly overstate your case.

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    2. You act as if the rules don't apply to you.

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    3. You preemptively tell others to fuck off.

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    4. This is your idea of holiday cheer:

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    5. You really believe it's that simple.

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    6. Rather than the pedestrian 'Beware of Dog' sign you instead opt for this:

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    7. You have a five year old do your dirty work.

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    8. You think you have all the answers.

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    9. One obnoxious purchase is not enough.

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  2. Motorcycle man

    Motorcycle man Telemark Rider

    Wow, I guess I am NOT an asshole.


    Thanks Shrek, I needed the pick me up!
     

  3. Wow... I was sure there would have been a picture of me there, or Kolat. Both in the clear though... WTF?
     
  4. <sniff> Kinda makes ya proud to be 'merican, don't it?
     
  5. Motorcycle man

    Motorcycle man Telemark Rider

    Yea . . .


    I'm thinking not so much.
     
  6. bikenut

    bikenut Crazy Bad Ass BITCH

    crackup:crackup:crackup: Nice way to wake up
     
  7. Mic

    Mic Retired

    That's why I bought a truck.

    And yes, my Co-Workers call me a prick for how I park sometimes (Over the curb, on to the grass, because I like a close parking spot :mrgreen: )

    I also like to take short cuts through parking lots the same way.
     
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  8. if you've got it, use it :mfclap:
     
  9. spolic

    spolic Ducati Pilot

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    Call me what you want, but I have zero problem with this.

    Sean P. AKA: Evil Conservative


    Merry Christmas one and all.
     
  10. Made me laugh this am.

    thanks.
     

  11. Is that a Segway behind that hummer? :scratchea


    Balisada
     
  12. Shrek X

    Shrek X Mr. 500,000

    custom segway!
     
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  13. spolic

    spolic Ducati Pilot

    I think so. And because you have money to do that...I guess that make you an @$$hole. You know, having money is evil.
     
  14. Notice the title? The key word is 'probably'. The pics of you and Kolat only come out when the title says 'definitely'. :thefinge:
     
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  15. KillermondoDude

    KillermondoDude Intellectually Sphinctered

    I figured it'd have spinner rims
     
  16. Shrek X

    Shrek X Mr. 500,000

    d00d... I have seen your posts, you know how to be a pompas ass better than that, they must color coordinate with the hummer!
     
  17. Look at the owner :tard:

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  18. Shrek X

    Shrek X Mr. 500,000

    ^^ now that says "look at me" more than any power ranger outfit! crackup:


    bet its been offroad as much as the hummer
     
  19. The parking on the grass and having you five year old do your dirty work are the only asshole things that I saw. Nothing wrong with having a Hummer, I don't, but nothing wrong with it. I do have a Suburban, same chassis.
     
  20. Shrek X

    Shrek X Mr. 500,000

    sorry fff... it was a joke :)