Today there was a rash of suicide bombings by the idaho bird association in protest of all the speedy motorcycles cruising the area lately. I was just wondering if anyone has any good animal stories. I've had a few...... I was attacked by a small bird in my right shoulder at 160ish, I had an owl hit the top of my helmet after making a bad decision to leave his fence post late at night, I've cought a male pheasant in my lap that just didn't make it accross the road and decided to take flight just as I approached, and the best one of all.....I jumped a coyote while heading back from granite rock, bastard laid down in the road in fear as I rounded the corner so I slipped the clutch and luckily got the front end up high enough to clear him at 50mph or so and cought some air when the back tire hit his ribs, or head, or ass, or whatever the hell he was trying to kill me with. Luckily I haven't had any run in's that caused me to bail or crash. How bout ya'll?