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Beer warning.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Beerbohm, May 16, 2005.

  1. Yesterday, Texas A&M University scientists released the results of a
    recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens and
    that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
    To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1
    hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1) Gained weight. 2) Talked excessively without making sense. 3)
    Became overly emotional. 4) Couldn't drive. 5) Failed to think rationally. 6)Argued over nothing. 7) Had to sit down while urinating and Refused to
    apologize when obviously wrong.


    No further testing was considered necessary:lol:
     
  2. cordodor

    cordodor Retired

    oh wow. that was hilarious. Good find, beerbohm
     

  3. jabstar17

    jabstar17 Le Bitch

    That Is A Good One!!
     
  4. Sorry guys, you can't blame that on beer. Most of ya'll do that on your own without any catalyst and the other things you start doing after ya'll get married...(gain weight, argue without provocation).

    Nice try.

    L
     
  5. Beer warming is worse than global warming.

    Discuss.