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Decent Joke for the Day

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by TYBR6, Jul 6, 2005.

  1. Aliens at the Gas Pump

    Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They
    approached one of the gas pumps, and one of them said to it, "Greetings,
    Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of
    course, didn't respond.

    The alien repeated the greeting. There was no response. The alien,
    annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty attitude, drew
    his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.
    How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

    The other alien shouted to his comrade "No, you mustn't anger him...!", but
    before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge
    explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they
    landed in a heap.

    When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the
    other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us! But,
    how did you know it was so dangerous?"

    The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my
    travels through the galaxy, it's that if a guy has a penis he can wrap
    around himself and then stick into his own ear, don't screw with him!"
     
  2. lol..

    ..and holy heck, this place was quite different 6 years ago. (this one is from the last page of off-topic. epic bump :evil4:)

    EDIT: correction, it was on the second to last page. ..was.
     
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