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How to tell you're a sport bike junkie...

Discussion in 'Motorcycle Talk' started by beansbaxter, Oct 13, 2004.

  1. 9. You can quote all of your bikes specs, but can't remember your anniversary.
    8. You take the long way everywhere and still get there first.
    7. You define "fourplay" as a 50 mile street ride.
    6. You brake so late you don't see God you see Elvis.
    5. You get a tell-tale facial tick every year at new model time.
    4. You measure all purchases in terms of the number of tires you could have bought.
    3. You have only motorcycle shops programmed into your speed dialer.
    2. You consider 10,000 rpm "midrange".
    1. You refer to the corner at the end of your street "Turn One
  2. I guess i relate to #8 and

  3. you go to sleep in just your underwear and wake up in full race gear and sucking on your key like a binkie
  4. that wasnt your key babycakes. you sure do have pretty lips though. :evil4:
  5. G-Spot

    G-Spot Pint Size Pimpin'

    You want to ride more then the man who got you started in the sport in the first place! (I put more miles on my ride this summer than Paul did.....though not by much!)
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