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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by 600bandit, May 27, 2005.

  1. A biker stops by the shop to have his bike fixed. They

    couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't
    live far and
    would just walk home.


    On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought
    a bucket
    and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer
    and
    picked up a couple of chickens and a goose; however, he now
    had a
    problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.


    The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in
    the bucket, carry
    the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"


    "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door
    he went.


    But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"


    The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at
    1616
    Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down
    this alley.
    We'll be there in no time."


    The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said,
    "I am a
    lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know
    that when
    we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall,
    pull up
    my skirt, and ravish me?"


    The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a
    bucket, an anvil,
    two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"


    The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with
    the bucket, put
    the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens!'
     

  2. Remember what this site was like with out the drama?