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Just thought this was pretty funny

Discussion in 'Motorcycle Talk' started by stone, May 5, 2005.

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    He looks pissed. :lol:
     

  2. This just seems to fit that pic o to well.



    EXCERPTS FROM THE DOG'S DAILY DIARY

    8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
    9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
    10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
    11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    12:00 noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
    1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
    4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
    5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
    6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
    6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

    EXCERPTS FROM THE CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

    Day 283 Of My Captivity.
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing
    that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

    Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this
    at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try
    this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear
    into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

    There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More
    importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the
    other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the
    other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room,
    his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
     
  3. That is sooo wrong on so many levels... looks like the cat is pissed about it too!
     
  4. That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. :lol: :lol: :headbang: :thumbup: :joker:
     
  5. jezterr

    jezterr Retired Admin

    Day 284 of Captivity...

    These bastards got drunk and shaved me. They're all going to die in their sleep tonight...
     
  6. Day 285 of Captivity....

    I found washingtonriders.com and my life is finally worth living! I will grow my hair back and ride!!!
     
  7. Thats sick somebody shaved their cats assss
     
  8. Shwaa

    Shwaa Retired

    That's the funniest thing i've seen in a long time!
     
  9. The story that went with them was that the owner (from Georgia) had just moved to the midwest, and took her cat in to the groomer to get a "line" cut. (Don't ask me, our cats groom themselves...)
     
  10. Day 1,293 of Captivity....

    I took Hair Restoral for Cats and now I promote it as a client and an endorser.
     
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