For the few of you who have heard me mention the heinous California bike trip I took a few years back, here is the full account. Most of the names have been changed to try to keep things kosher. I don't think these guys are on this forum, but if they are, bah, call it flame bait. This story is LONG, hence the table of contents. Some of it gets old and repetitive, but it's necessary to account for the sheer retardation of the group I rode with. What's really bad is that I've probably forgotten a lot of the other dumb stuff they did...it's been a while. After reading this, a few of you may have a higher opinion of me, and a few may have a lower opinion. Just for the record, it's not the 100mph that bothered me. But 100mph for 2800 miles gets kind of old. http://www.geocities.com/thereallucky/biketrip.htm Have fun!