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OT: Glad I am not hairy...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by beansbaxter, Oct 13, 2004.

  1. Funny read I found........... do not shave the butt hair :shock:
    Not me thank goodness, some other poor sap!
     
  2. Poor guy all fixated with his butt. Nothing wrong with a porn shave though.
     

  3. Guff

    Guff Forum Admin Staff Member

    Hahah... what an excellent story... a bit of a dramatic flair... but entertaining.

    -Guff
     
  4. spolic

    spolic Ducati Pilot

    You got to keep the back yard mowed!
     
  5. Lucky

    Lucky The $75,000 Rider

    Ahahaha! That is good advice for me. I was walking around in NorthTown Mall last year, when I saw a hair removal place. I was thinking the same thing as the guy above. I booked it towards the store like I was winning gold in the Special Olympics. My wife and her friend were too embarassed to go with me.

    The sign up top said "$85 to remove hair from a small area. $150 to remove hair from a large area." The girl behind the counter was hot, and so it was pretty difficult to muster up the courage to turn around, point at my butt and ask "Is this a large or small area?"

    She said it was large.

    I thought she was trying to rip me off, because I am contender for skinniest guy in the world. Either way, she said that you need like 7 or 8 removal sessions because the hair doesn't always stop growing. I decided to wait until I made some money. That's the whole reason I came to college. So I could save up the money to get my butt hair removed. I was also thinking about going to Bosley to get a hair transplant for my bald head. With any luck, I could combine the two and people could call me ass-head. But now that I see forewarnings of getting my butt hair removed, my whole reason for being at college is worthless. I might as well drop out.

    PEACE!
     
  6. Thank you for making my day. :lol:
     
  7. Now, if you had been standing facing her and she said that,.. it would certainly have been worth commemorating :lol:
     
  8. Kolat

    Kolat emw2k9 beer pong champions

    I miss max and blondie.

    T
     
  9. +1

    Your find is better than mine...time to go back to digging.